All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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