I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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