Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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