My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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