i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
