Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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