Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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