If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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