I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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