i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
