what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just threw up on my dentist
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I smell like Dick and happiness
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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