Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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