That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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