It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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