His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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