No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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