I'm really into asian looking animals
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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