i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
dude. I can hear the air.
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