sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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