Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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