the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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