Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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