Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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