so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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