Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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