Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Randomize
