Dual....:-)
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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