I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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