Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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