Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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