Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Randomize
