You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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