I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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