Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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