Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He has the fingertips of a God
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