Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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