nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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