Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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