even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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