I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
