think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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