Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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