suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
