Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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