The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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