Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
