Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Randomize
