I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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