Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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