Christians are straight up FREAKS
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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